stanley-darsh:

i want to:

• wear and have your clothes
• couple cosplay with you
• go to the each with you
• cuddle with you
• give you little kissies
• hug you
• have lil date nights and days with you
• have ice cream together UuU

amywinehouseofficial:

some people just have a way with words

can u feel the romance

i know i can

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

baby-pigeon-in-the-trench-coat:

spainstateofmind:

thebadwolf:

Fun party trick: put Skittles and M&M’s in the same bowl, wait for someone to grab a handful.

you can go fuck yourself

my mum did this and didnt tell anyone so when my sister put a bunch in her mouth she spat them out and started crying and now she has trust issues 

themishapocalypsehaschangedme:

alex-and-rawr:

glitterandmetal-yt-da:

thewhoviancumberbabe:

/AGGRESSIVELY DRINKS TEA/

Is this how the British prepare for battle?

Yes

ddowney:

marble sculptures are one of the most beautiful things i’ve ever seen i mean

that’s stone and someone made it look transparent

do you see that fabric?

do you see that fluffy pillow?

do you see that anatomy and those humans muscles?

no you do not because that’s all fucking marble

romulusthread:

MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING

golden-sexmaster:

does anyone else ever get those sudden urges to clean out and reorganize your entire room at 3am

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